She Says, He Says
She: Let’s have a moment
He: You mean like now?
She: Yes, now!
He: Erm, OK then.
Pause
She: Do you miss me when you are not with me?
He: What kind of a question! You know the answer.
She: No, I don’t
He: yeahhh, well. I do!
She: good.
He: what is this for?
The phone buzzes in the coat pocket.
She: You know what they say – quit when ahead
He: Who is the “they”?
She: The universe, the janta
He: And you saying this…?
The phone vibrates again.
She: it’s time to quit, Stud Boy!
He: No, not now!
She: Why not?
He: I need you the most now.
She smiles.
She: But I don’t! Actually, I haven’t for a while now.
The phone rings again.
She: Yes, I am ready.